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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:22:00 -
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Edited by: Meat Missle on 17/04/2008 05:24:36
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Description of Us: We're Pirates, we want booty, kills, and fun. Our corp is based on one principle and that is FUN, as our tag states [4FUN]. No one is ever forced to do what they donĘt want, so long as you abide by the simple rules. We work as a family, helping one another as if we're related. We donĘt care for politics, holding space, or shaking hands. Our CEO isn't about personal gain, he, nor any other members, sponge the corp wallet and your hard earned isk for personal gain. The IDLE GUNS Diet consists of faction fit ravens trying to run cosmos, more caracals than you have ball hairs, plenty of nano-turd burglars to pick fights with & of course the occasional freighter full of faction POS'. 
Requirements:
- 18+ years of age or older.
- 10mill SP in combat related skills
- 15mill isk Joining Fee - covers (ask for list)
- Must be willing to train ecm drones, remote armor/shield/cap skills
- Must link us a funny video/ flash animation or image
- Disregard for security status (you will hit -10 in a few days)
- Working headset/Microphone for Teamspeak/Ventrilo
Benefits Include:
- Corp Insured T1 Ships - you lose a ship, you get a new one free.
- Access To Corp Hangar, semi-stocked with modules (T1/T2 high,med,low slots + T1/T2 drones/ammo)
- Ransoms, Bounties, Faction Loot payouts. (see How We Roll for details)
- Experienced pirates who will teach you the tools of the trade.
- Ratting in 0.0 with relative safety
- Increased abdominal muscles caused by our brutally funny humor.
- Alts available to haul your stuff, but it's suggested you have other means of stable income.
RULES (AKA How We Roll):
- Loot from kills is need-before-greed policy, rest goes to corp hangar for everyone's use.
- ALL RANSOMS ARE HONORED - exceptions are unruly or non-compliant nubtards (ask for details)
- Ransoms and faction loot is split by the number of people involved + 1 share to corp. (ex. 3 people ransom some jackoff for 100mill, everyone gets 25mill and 25mill goes to the corp wallet for stocking the hangars with t2 modules.)
- Only Fleet Commanders give orders in gang, and only the CEO can override these orders. (this is so we donĘt get killed by lack of communication)
- Work as a team, donĘt be a loner and donĘt be a turd.
- Respect others who deserve it, obviously itĘs ok to counter-smack a player smack-talking you over his dead caracal; push his verbal **** in.
If The above sounds like something you'd like a piece of, contact any of these strapping young scallywags below.
Contact In Game:
- Rowlandos
- Meat Missle
- Manko Teran
- Styre Blixtnabb
Have your microphone ready prior, incase we want you on Teamspeak.
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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:41:00 -
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Edited by: Meat Missle on 17/04/2008 05:42:04
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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 04:02:00 -
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Let's play guess that smell...
*Meat Missle holds up his finger |

Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'kar you have to pay to join!
Yep... our corp is really a secret pyramid scheme bent on obtaining mass wealth at the expense of our members, utilizing the latest technology, Robitussin, and Mormons. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.19 03:30:00 -
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I made 400mill isk in faction loot payout today alone... I think the 15 mill i paid was made back 5 navy ravens ago. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:20:00 -
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UPDATE: We're adding Highsec wars to our list of yummy activities.
Extorting carebears for cash. popping faction fit ships. Locking down autopilot freighters. Whatever we feel like. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.05.01 04:20:00 -
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Out of 70-ish members, only about 10 are inactive ( and have alerted us as to why). thats still 60 bloodthirsty bastards to watch your back. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.01 08:49:00 -
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UPDATE:
IDLE GUNS has formed IDLE EMPIRE.
We are now seeking like-minded pirate corps to join our already 7 corp strong pirate heaven.
Please use the same contacts for joining inquiries.
BENEFITS:
- Cheaper built ships (BS, BC, Capital, Fighters) - Plenty of fellow cutthroats to watch your back. - Access to a Happy place, filled with rare ores and big bounties. - Some of the most unique characters in the galaxy.
Alliance Brief Focus:
- Minimal Politics with other alliances, they are either friends or food, no middle-ground. - Enjoyable time while playing EVE, no boring blob warfare, no lagging out. Pure fun. - Free Pie ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.02 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: gyt Thinking of joining but would like to know how active u are druing uk timezone?
20+ members are UK 20+ members are US 10+ members are western european 20+ members are eastern european 5+ members are Asian/Russian Timezones.
Activity is strong around... 16:00-5:00 evetime? rough estimation. General activity is always going on. We do have 70 members after all. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.04 09:00:00 -
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Edited by: Meat Missle on 04/05/2008 09:53:29
Styre is on the ball yet again!
As of today, you COULD say we took a merc contract. i shall tell the story.
We wanted cash fast, we saw a carebear corp. We wardecced said carebear corp and demanded moneys.
Carebear corp lost ships, carebear corp lasted less than 5 hours.
Carebear corp said "We pay you to go away, and if you go kill the other corp wardeccing us, we will pay for that too."
IDLE GUNS realized the moneys was good and it was easy, so we had the carebear corp's CEO meet us to surrender. After he had surrendered, he was popped and podded because it was in low-sec and we're pirates. 
We immediately retracted the war and decced the other corp as promised. 
The moral of the story is this: Pay us moneys, and dont fly into our space. We will honor our word.
PS: and to the one guy in said carebear corp namedropping Goonswarm; NO, BAD Carebear! * hits him with a rolled newspaper * |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.06 02:41:00 -
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OK.. we got new members who haven't even hit -10 yet so.. recruitment closed for now. You can ask and Maybe if you pay me in cake... but dont hold your breath.
- Recruitment Closed For Now - ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: InAkTiV I was wondering if you guys still have an empire wing, that take care of empire wars ?
We're a pirate corp but we offer highsec wars through our alliance. Very few IDLE GUNS members are actually even capable of going into highsec. The ones who do will most likely fly with the highsec-based corps already present within the alliance.
If you are truely serious about joining, and not posting just to be a dill-weed, i suggest you ask other members of our alliance; IDLE GUNS R Pirates. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.17 03:00:00 -
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- Recruitment Open -
IDLE GUNS is looking for pilots with the following abilities:
- Recon lvl 4 w/ at least 2 months of experience flying recons in combat situations
- Specifically - Falcon / Rapier / Arazu pilots who enjoy flying recons more than any other ship class
Please Contact Meat Missle in game for interviews or join channel: Join IDLE GUNS
- Recruitment Open - ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.19 06:43:00 -
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Daily Bump
Come one and all Recon pilots. Highsec wars and piracy awaits you. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |
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